Ah, Loch Lomond! It’s the sort of place that makes you want to break out into song – and let’s be honest, plenty of folks have done just that. This bonnie stretch of water isn’t just a loch, it’s the heart and soul of Scotland’s first national park, and boy, does it know how to put on a show.
As you first catch a glimpse of those ‘bonnie, bonnie banks’, you might find yourself wondering if someone’s snuck a bit of the Canadian wilderness into Scotland. The loch stretches out as far as the eye can see, with mighty Ben Lomond standing guard like a tartan-clad bouncer. It’s a view that’ll have you fumbling for your camera before you can say “Nessie’s wee cousin”.
Now, if you’re feeling adventurous (and let’s face it, you’re in Scotland, so you should be), why not take a wee boat trip out onto the loch? You can hire anything from a kayak to a speedboat.
For those who prefer to keep their feet on terra firma, don’t worry – Loch Lomond’s got you covered. The West Highland Way skirts along the eastern shore, offering up some cracking views without the risk of getting your kilt wet. Keep your eyes peeled for red deer – they’re like the supermodels of the deer world, all elegant and posey.
If you fancy a bit of island-hopping but can’t be bothered with the Hebrides, Loch Lomond’s islands are just the ticket. Inchcailloch is a favourite – it’s like a mini-Highlands all wrapped up in one wee package. Just watch out for the midges. They’re like tiny vampires, but instead of being afraid of garlic, they laugh in the face of your insect repellent.
After all that exploring, you’ll have worked up quite the appetite. Luckily, the villages around the loch have got some smashing spots for a bite to eat.
As the day winds down, why not take a wee dram by the lochside? There’s something magical about watching the sun set over the water, painting the sky in colours that would make even the most talented artist jealous. Just don’t get too close to the water’s edge after a few whiskies – we wouldn’t want you joining the loch’s legendary kelpies!
Loch Lomond isn’t just a place, it’s an experience. It’s where the Lowlands meet the Highlands, where history and legend blur together like watercolours, and where even the most stressed-out city dweller can find a bit of peace and quiet (midges notwithstanding).
So whether you’re a walker, a water baby, a wildlife spotter, or just someone who appreciates a good view with their tea, Loch Lomond’s got something for you. Just be warned – once you’ve experienced the magic of this place, you might find yourself humming that famous song for weeks afterwards. But don’t worry, we won’t judge. After all, by the bonnie, bonnie banks, everyone’s a singer at heart.